Women’s Day Jokes / SMS

Women’s Day Jokes / SMS

You know why Women start with “W”? B’coz all Questions start with “W”
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
&
Finally
.
.
.
Wife….WOW..!

 

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Happy Women's Day Funny Messages | Funny Jokes Wishes, Quotes

 

Funny Women’s Day Message by Tim Allen

Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. –Tim Allen

Funny Women’s Day SMS

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. – Joseph Conrad

 

Perfect look of girls/women

GIRLS Want To Look Perfect For A Bunch 0f Guys, But A WOMAN 0nly Wants To Look Beautiful For 0nly One Man

 

Women’s Day Advice For men & women

For Women:To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. For Man:To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Happy Women’s Day

 

Sunday Good Morning Messages

I Wish That You Start Your Day In The Right Tone And End It With The Same Note. Wish You A Very Good Sunday Morning And I Hope You Spend Each Moment Of This Day With A Lot Of Happiness. Happy Sunday

 

She is a women, Respect HER

U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother….. so,…..Respect HER… She is a Woman! Happy Women’s Day!

 

5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees […]

 

Fun-filled women’s day

This Women’s Day resolve to… Get your choices right! In a nutshell… Have a fun-filled and Enjoyable Women’s Day!

 

Wishing Women’s Day To

Wishing a very Happy Women’s Day to the most amazing women I know

 

Women’s Day Wishes

Let me take this opportunity To wish you a. Happy Women’s Day. May the glory and glamour. Of womanhood be. Abundantly bestowed upon you. Happy Women’s Day.

80 Funny International Women's Day Memes, Jokes, Quotes

Happy Women’s Day to you

Happy Women’s Day to you A wonderful person and a great friend. It’s a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women’s Day to you!

 

Happy Women’s Day for all girls / womens

We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women’s Day!

 

It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

 

Happy Women’s Day to Mother

A beautiful women, a great friend and a wonderful mother. You are all this to me and much more… I feel so lucky and proud to have a mom like you. Happy Women’s Day to Mother

 

Women r mean

Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! “PROOF” Most women dont like to help unknown men But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.

 

Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

 

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]

 

Best Eid SMS Messages

Here are some of the best Eid SMS Messages in English Waiting for my Eid SMS Its a pleasant eid mubarak Bouqet of Eid Wishes Many are the eid wishes Eid is 3 meaningful words Miss you a lot on Eid Eid Days are meant to celebrate This Eid is happiest and best Original Eid […]

 

10 Messages 4 you

10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 GOOD NIGHT

 

True saying about women…..

True saying…. Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.

 

Best Diwali SMS Messages

Out of our great list of Diwali SMS Messages Collection, we think that following are considered best messages for diwali, simply “Best Diwali SMS Messages” TIP:-Holding CTRL and clicking on any of the following link will open it in new TAB. While holding SHIFT and clicking on any of the following link will open it […]

 

Best New Year Greetings Messages (Top 10)

Just like our list of Top 10 Best New Year Messages, and Best New Year Wishes. Here we have Best New Year Greetings Messages. We hope you will enjoy our top 10 / best messages.

Happy Women's Day 2022 Wishes, Messages, Pictures, Quotes

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Short Women’s Day Wish

Happy Women’s Day! Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are!

 

Best New Year SMS Messages for 2020 (Top 10)

Do you know here at sms4smile.com we have collection of more than 250 SMS Messages for wishing & Greeting Happy New Year that includes New Year Wishes, Quotes, Sayings and a lot more, and we know that when you have to make selection out of huge list it’s very hard to pick.So we have compiled […]

 

Wish you a very happy women’s day

Wish you a very happy women’s day Its you who’s making the difference in so many lives and I am one of them. Have a wonderful day!

 

Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages?

The Sweetest Reaction Of A Girl After A Fight… Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages?? . . . Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!

 

Happy Women’s Day to MOM!

I make this to give it to the most special woman in my life. Love you mom! Happy Women’s Day

 

Happy Women’s Day!

To the woman of my dream: Thankfully in my life. I now in my arms. Happy Women’s Day!

 

Sweetheart’s women day greetings

You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love! Sweetheart, you are so special to me! Happy Women’s Day

 

Women will be forgotten if

The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves — Louise Otto

 

Have a great women’s day

On this special day, celebrate life. Take a break from your busy schedule. Let your hair down, have fun and do what your heart says. Cause today is your day. Have a great Women’s Day!

Women Day SMS related SMS/jokes:

  •  Papa Ki Wo Laadli
    Papa Ki Wo Laadli,
    Maa Ki Wo Jaan,
    Dil Nadaan,
    Par Karti Hai Sabke Liye
    Apni Jaan Kurbaan,
    Hai Bhaiyon Ki Muskaan,
    Pariwar KiShaan,
    Ye Hai Ek Ladki Ki Pehchaan..
    .
    Happy Women’s Day!…
  •  Women’s Day Par Ek Larki Ne
    Women’s Day Par Ek Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:
    Aapko Pata Hai Aaj Women’s Day Hai?
    .
    .
    Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
    Kamaal Hai,
    Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tha,
    Tab To Tuesday Tha..;-p

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  •  Husbands se kaam kerwana
    3 Women..
    Topic= Husbands se kaam kerwana

    American:
    Me ne Husband se kaha k Ainda khana Tum pakao gy
    2nd day us ne kuch na kia
    3rd day usne Roast bana lia.

    German:
    Me ne Husbnd se kaha k Ainda Ghar ki Safai Tum kero gy
    2nd day Wo chup raha,
    3rd day Pura Ghar Saaf tha.

    Pakistani:
    Me ne Un se kaha k Ainda Kapry Tum Wash kero gy,
    Apne sab Kaam khud kero gy,

    1st day Mujhy kuch Nazar na aya
    2nd day bhi kuch Nazar na aya
    3rd day Aankh ki Sujan kuch Utri to
    kuch Kuch Nazar aya..;-p

    Hahaha

  •  All successful people men and women are big dreamers
    All successful people men and women are big dreamers.
    They imagine what their future could be,
    ideal in every respect,
    and then they work every day
    toward their distant vision,
    that goal or purpose.

    (Brian Tracy)

  •  A husband read an article to his wife ab
    A husband read an article to his wife about “How many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
    The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ” What?”
  •  Love In Medical
    ..”Love In Medical”..

    Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

    Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

    Types:
    1 Way
    And 2 Way.

    Age:
    Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

    Sites Affected:
    Brain And Heart

    Risk Factors:
    – Teenagers
    – Boys Without Sisters
    – Girls Without Brothers

    Etiology:
    – Time Pass
    – Desired To Be Loved
    – Money And Beauty

    Symptoms:
    – Tension
    – Daydream
    – Tachycardia
    – Insomnia
    – Phone Addict
    – No Concentration

    Investigation:
    – Diary
    – Album
    – Books
    – Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

    Treatment:
    Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom’s Chappal….:-)

  •  A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly
    A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
    His Mother He’s Fallen In Love
    & Says”I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
    & U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry”

    Da Next Day,

    He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &

    Thy Chat 4a While

    Later He Says, ” Ok Maa,
    Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry.”

    She Imediatly Replies,”The 1 On D Right.””

    Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?”

    The Pakistani Mother Replies

    ” I Dont Like Her”!!!! …:-P

  •  A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly
    A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
    His Mother He’s Fallen In Love
    & Says” I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
    & U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry”

    Da Next Day,

    He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &

    Thy Chat 4a While

    Later He Says, ” Ok Maa,
    Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry.”

    She Imediatly Replies,”The 1 On D Right.””

    Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?”

    The Pakistani Mother Replies

    ” I Dont Like Her”!!!! …:-P

  •  Women’s Day Par 1 Larki
    Women’s Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha Apko Pata Hai Aj Women’s Day Hai?

    Pathan Ghabra K Bola:
    Kamaal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tab To WEDNESDAY Tha.:-)=D

 

  •  Women’s Day
    Women’s day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
    “Aapko pata hai aaj Women’s Day hai?”

    Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

 

  •  Young Woman
    Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
    worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
    graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
    married soon.

    She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right away. I
    want him to practice for at least six months first.”

 

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