Easter Sunday Jokes

Easter Sunday Jokes

Of course we love Christmas, but there’s no questioning that Eater is one of the most wonderful times of the year. We love gathering the family for a delicious Easter brunch, collecting Easter gifts for kids and watching them search for eggs and baskets, and topping off the holiday with a slice of Easter cake. It’s a beautiful season of springtime celebration.

There’s a silly side of Easter that can be fun too—especially for kids—which is why we’re sharing the best Easter jokes for you to enjoy at this year’s holiday festivity. When it comes to posting an Easter caption on Instagram or shooting a quick text to your friends to wish them a happy Easter, we recommend sticking with one of these hilarious one-liners. These clean, punny, and sometimes downright goofy jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on anyone’s face. And they double as all-purpose Easter wishes and Easter quotes as well!

Scroll through, pick out a few favorites, and get ready to laugh!

This content is imported from {embed-name}. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site.

Funny Jokes About Easter

two girls baking and laughing
  • Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where? The dictionary!
  • What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
  • How does Easter end? With an “R”!
  • Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
  • How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
  • What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
  • What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  • What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
  • What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
  • Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.

Funny Jokes About the Easter Bunny

two boys laughing and decorating easter eggs
PIXELCATCHERS
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  • What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
  • What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
  • What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
  • What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
  • How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
  • What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
  • Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
  • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.
  • How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
  • How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!
  • What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
  • What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
  • What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
  • Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrot.
  • What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
  • What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.
  • What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
  • Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
  • Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail!
  • Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
  • What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
  • What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.

Funny Jokes About Easter Eggs

two children looking at easter eggs hanging from tree
IMGORTHAND
  • What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
  • What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
  • Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
  • What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
  • What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
  • What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er.
  • What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg? It cracks up.
  • What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
  • Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
  • Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
  • Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
  • Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? It was hosted by the dust bunny.

Knock-Knock Jokes About Easter

girl wearing easter bunny glasses
LOOKS LIKE ME
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and find all the eggs.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!

Funny Easter Jokes and Puns Everyone Will Love

Easter is one of our favorite holidays to celebrate with family and friends. From church to brunch and of course the Easter egg hunt, it’s a fun (and fashionable!) day for all.  With these funny Easter jokes, you’ll have something in your back pocket to make everyone around you smile all day long. Since everyone is wearing their Sunday best, Easter is a perfect opportunity for family pictures. If you need the right caption to go with your Easter snap, why not a cute Easter pun? Don’t worry about anything inappropriate—all of these Easter jokes are perfect for kids. Write a quick Easter joke on a sheet of paper and include it in your kids’ lunch boxes the week of Easter for a sweet midday laugh or leave some surprise puns inside Easter eggs at the hunt! However you deliver these Easter jokes, they’re sure to make every bunny laugh out loud.

Easter Jokes and Puns

Related Items

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 Carrot Gold

1

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 Carrot Gold

Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter? In the dictionary

2

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

In the dictionary

3

One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the breaks, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.” His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!

4

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

He was eggspelled!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

5

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

6

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

7

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!

Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.

8

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because he was a little chicken.

9

Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?

Johns Hopkins

Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? They don't want to get beat up!

10

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get beat up!

11

Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?

Because he was having a bad hare day.

Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP

12

Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?

IHOP

13

What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music? Hip Hop

14

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

Hip Hop

A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The parishioner replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

15

A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” The parishioner replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

How does the Easter Bunny dry off? With a hare dryer

16

How does the Easter Bunny dry off?

With a hare dryer

17

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs!

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker

18

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

A practical yolker

Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? For hare-assment

19

Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?

For hare-assment

What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best? The ones with hoppy endings

20

What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?

The ones with hoppy endings

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line

21

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare-line

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like everyone else!

22

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

23

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place?

With hare spray

How can you tell which rabbits are oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares

24

How can you tell which rabbits are oldest in a group?

Just look for the gray hares

25

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking the eggs!

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball

26

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?

Basket-ball

27

What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?

Eggs-austed

What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

28

What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

They’re both famous for stuffing baskets

29

How do you make Easter easier?

Replace the “t” with an “i”

Because they each have four rabbits' feet!

30

Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

Because they each have four rabbits’ feet!

31

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Make it wait for three hours!

Because he's too young to drive!

32

Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail?

Because he’s too young to drive!

Because then it would be a foot!

33

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

34

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Egg-stra terrestrial

35

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

Egg-stra terrestrial

36

What comes at the end of Easter?

The letter “r”

To a re-tail store

37

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store

By hare-plane

38

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane

Chocolate bunny: I don't know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

39

Therapist: What’s been up lately?

Chocolate bunny: I don’t know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

I can't believe you still have rabbit ears!

40

What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny?

I can’t believe you still have rabbit ears!

Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids!

41

364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground.

Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids!

Related Post

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.