Dark Humor Quotes A good sense of humor is SO important. How else are we supposed to deal with life’s unexpected curveballs? For me, dark humor quotes and funny pics always hit the mark. No matter the cards I’ve been dealt, browsing through Tumblr for funny memes, sarcastic quotes, and most importantly, dark humor quotes can make …
Happy Gilmore Quotes 1. “Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. The problem with that is you’re not a good player.” Happy: You’re wrong. I am a good player. You’re a terrible kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen the work you bring home from school and it’s terrible.” 2. “Shooter: …
Foghorn Leghorn Quotes Foghorn Leghorn is a character from the cartoon show Looney Tunes, which started on 31 August, 1946, by Robert McKimson. Foghorn Leghorn was originally written by Warren Foster and it was animated and filmed by Warner Bros. At present, Warner Bros is the biggest production company for animations around the world. Foghorn Leghorn’s character …
Funny Sex Quotes and Sayings Short Funny Sex Quotes and Sayings “If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.” —Dorothy Parker “My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.” —Les Dawson “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about …
Best ‘Shrek’ Quotes Best ‘Shrek’ Quotes That Are Still Hilarious Now ‘Shrek’ is a 2001 animated movie that stole the heart of millions. It’s a classic among animated movie fans. And even though it’s not a Disney movie, everyone still loves it all the same. The Dreamworks classic stars Mike Myers as Shrek, Eddie Murphy …
Team America Quotes 10“Hey Terrorist, Terrorize This.” Team America does an incredible job of parodying the big-budget action movies of the time. In some cases, what happens on screen feels like it could be in any of those types of films. And since it’s being done with marionettes, the silliness of it becomes quite clear. As …
21 JUMP STREET QUOTES Captain Dickson: Rule number 2 on Jump Street. Burns. Burns: Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir. Captain Dickson: You hear that? That’s you. Don’t do it man. Keep that dirty dick in your pants. Don’t fuck no students. Don’t fuck no teachers. Schmidt: Sir, I know we come off as a couple …
Frank Gallagher Quotes “Doing things you don’t want to do is how you make a relationship work.” — Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers “Don’t let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don’t lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.” — Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers “Love is not …
Silly Girl Quotes Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Luis Bunuel It’s weird that apples bruise like humans. I’m glad they don’t scream when you bite into them. Phil Lester Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you …
Three Stooges Quotes Every time you think, you weaken the nation. Moe Howard I’m positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive. Curly Howard If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed. Curly Howard Well being as there’s no other place around the place, I reckon this …
