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Best Silly Girl Quotes

Silly Girl Quotes Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Luis Bunuel It’s weird that apples bruise like humans. I’m glad they don’t scream when you bite into them. Phil Lester Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you…

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Best Three Stooges Quotes

Three Stooges Quotes Every time you think, you weaken the nation. Moe Howard I’m positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive. Curly Howard If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed. Curly Howard Well being as there’s no other place around the place, I reckon this…

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Best Workaholic Quotes

Workaholic Quotes What I know is, is that if you do work that you love, and the work fulfills you, the rest will come. Oprah Winfrey I’m pretty much a workaholic, but when you’re doing what you love it’s hard to think of a reason to stop. Ani DiFranco I’m a bit of a workaholic….

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Best Minion Friday Quotes

Best Funny Minion Quotes 1. “Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?” 2. “I might be crazy but you are stupid and medicine doesn’t fix that.” 3. “When your sibling is suddenly nice to you… And you’re like “Who are you?!” 4. “No, I…

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Best Rocket Raccoon Quotes

Bradley Cooper plays and is the voice behind the hilarious Marvel character, Rocket Raccoon. Rocket Raccoon is a fictional character from Marvel’s ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ movies. He is an intelligent anthropomorphic raccoon. Rocket is said to be the funniest character in the ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ series from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The character…

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Best Regular Show Quotes

Mordecai: I cant believe I listened to you! I knew shouldve gone out to do some work, but no — lets wrestle this stupid doll, itll be fun. — Regular Show work Mordecai: Well, yeah, but now theres a big hole in the wall! Dude, were 23-years-old. We shouldnt be bustin holes in walls, were gonna get…

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Best It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes

“I am the king of the mountain top!” — Dennis Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang’s Revenge “I’m the queen of the night!” — Deandra Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The High School Reunion “Charlie: Why were you sleeping in? “ Hi. I’m a recovering crack head. This is my retarded…

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Best Lord Farquaad Quotes

Lord Farquaad quotes that will teach you to be humble. There are so many Lord Farquaad quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of…

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Best ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Quotes 2021

Funny ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Quotes How I Met Your Mother remains one of the most relatable TV series when it comes to relationships, friendships, and trying to navigate your life between your twenties and thirties, and then forties. Over its nine-season span, the show gave us memorable and instantly-classic quotes that ranged from funny one-liners that made us LOL…