Best Rocket Raccoon Quotes

Bradley Cooper plays and is the voice behind the hilarious Marvel character, Rocket Raccoon.

Rocket Raccoon is a fictional character from Marvel’s ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ movies. He is an intelligent anthropomorphic raccoon.

Rocket is said to be the funniest character in the ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ series from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The character is voiced by Bradley Cooper. He is called by many names and can do just about everything for his friends. His conversations with his friends are always a highlight for Marvel fans. In ‘Avengers: Infinity War’, the character Thor can be seen calling Rocket “a rabbit”, which in fact looks quite hilarious onscreen. The witty Raccoon is very close to all his team members, be it Gamora, Groot, Quill, or Drax. He is also said to be super intelligent and is portrayed by Marvel as an arms expert, being able to manage and handle a number of intragalaxy weapons with great ease. Rocket feels that he is nothing without his team members and they are very dear to him indeed. Rocket also loves his ship a great deal and is quite possessive about all his space shuttles. Lastly, he is known for also having a great presence of mind throughout the series and this has been proven in difficult scenarios in the Marvel movies.

Rocket Raccoon is clearly closest to Groot of all the Marvel characters, and always keeps him in his sights. He can understand Groot real well, because whenever Groot says his signature words “I am Groot”, he says these words with different emotions that release different pheromones which only Rocket can understand. This is thanks to his excellent smell sensors. He therefore can easily understand what Groot wants and when he wants it.

The love that Rocket shared with his friends Quill, Groot, Drax, and Gamora is commendable. When everyone vanishes, Rocket Racoon tries and does everything he could do to bring them all back to life. His love towards Groot is the purest of all, we think it is the best bond in ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’. All the members become such good friends by the end of the first movie that they all defeat Ronan together. Gamora becomes their friend as well and ditches Ronan for them all! The defate of the villain is all thanks to Quill, who as the star, touches the power stone while standing in a circle, holding hands with his friends, and defeats the villain.

Rocket’s character is on another level, there is nothing and no one like him! He is a champion in comic scenes and witty replies, and overall his character is simply a cinematic masterpiece and totally hilarious, making his quotes and sayings even more hilarious and fun to read.

Rocket Raccoon is therefore a worthy character to credit some hilarious and quick-witted quotes, jokes, and one-liners to. Here is a curated set of the best Rocket Raccoon quotes below.

Rocket Raccoon Quotes From ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

Here are some really nice quotes said by the hilarious Marvel character in the first installation of the ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ series.

1.  “That’s for when things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

2. “Let’s make something clear. This one here’s our booty! You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately… We go through you!!”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

3. “I live for the simple things… like how much this is gonna hurt.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

4. “Ain’t nothin’ like me, ‘cept me.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

5. “Aw, what the hell, I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

6. “Pretty high and mighty coming from the lackey of a genocidal maniac. Yeah, I know who you are. Anyone who’s anyone knows who you are.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

Rocket Raccoon Quotes From ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2’

Rocket Raccoon is a member of the 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' team along with Quill

Are you enjoying these Rocket Racoon quotes ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy 2’ includes so many great characters: Drax, Gamora, Groot, Star Lord, Quill, and of course the most hilarious Rocket Raccoon. Here are a few top Rocket Raccoon quotes. ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2’ fans will love.

7. “Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2’.

8. “That’s how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice?”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2’.

9. “You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags, but that isn’t true at all.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2’.

10. “You’re smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. But then it was ruined…”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2’.

11. “He’s gonna wake up tomorrow… and he’s not gonna know… where his eye is! Ha-ha-ha!”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2’.

12. “Whoa! Whoa. There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas… or even a violent one where I’m standing over there.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2’.

13. “Come on. You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. Now I’m teaching her a lesson!”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2’.

Rocket Raccoon ‘Infinity War’ Quotes

During the whole ‘Infinity War’ movie, which is said to be one of the best movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Rocket Raccoon can be seen having hilarious conversations with Groot, Gamora, Drax, Star-Lord, Quill, and other characters as well. Here are some famous Raccoon quotes from the movie ‘Infinity War’. There is just something great about these quotes!

14. “Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Infinity War’.

15. “Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Infinity War’.

16. “… you’re gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Infinity War’.

17. “Ah, let me just ask the captain. Oh, wait for a second, it’s me! Yeah. I’ll go.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Infinity War’.

18. “This is Thanos we’re talking about. He’s the toughest there is.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Infinity War’.

The Best Ever Rocket Raccoon Quotes

One of the most hilarious and loved characters of Marvel, Rocket Racoon is known for his hilarious remarks and witty, sarcastic comments on different characters during serious situations. Here are the best Rocket Raccoon quotes for you to have a nice laugh at.

Rocket Raccoon has a space shuttle in the movies and he is the captain of that space shuttle

19. “I’ll tell you all something I’ve learned over the years with my friends. You can save the galaxy and take down scores. You can save millions of people by killing a few bad ones.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

20. “I’m not packin’ enough laser-power to drive that automaton back to its own territory! Time for a new strategy! Running!”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Earth-616’.

21. “Groot says his new weird plant thing doesn’t know where the stones are, but he knows we’re not the only ones looking.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Earth-616’.

22. “Well, now I’m standing. Happy? We’re all standing now… standing in a circle.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

23. “You’ve got a plan? Okay, first of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan, and secondly, I don’t think you even have a plan.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

24. “I didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together, over and over and turned into some… some little monster.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

25. “Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.”

– ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’.

27. “No, you don’t understand. Right now, Groot ‘The God’ is out there figuring out how to get me out of here. Maybe if you stop being… you, then I’ll consider leaving the door open on my way out. ”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Earth-616’.

27. “My home is a lunatic asylum? I’m beginning to understand why I’ve blocked out so many memories.”

– Rocket Raccoon, ‘Annihilators’.

Rocket Racoon Quotes

5 His Bar Monologue (Guardians Of The Galaxy)

Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy

Rocket is the picturesque definition of an ugly drunk, but in his alcohol-fueled rage-crying rant at the rest of the Guardians in the Knowhere bar serves as a brilliant but tragic way to deliver Rocket’s backstory.

Everything he delivers is comic accurate. He “didn’t ask to be taken apart and put back together over and over and over…” Rocket is the product of cruel experiments, and this creative use of exposition sells it in the most painful way.

4“You’re Making Me Beat! Up! Grass!” (Guardians Of The Galaxy)

On the subject of Rocket’s emotional outbursts, he absolutely hates to be beaten or proven wrong, and nowhere is that more physically present than when he takes his frustration out on a patch of greenery before going after Quill and Gamora with Drax and Groot.

Maybe this is catharsis, or maybe it’s his way of taking his anger out on Groot without getting totally pulverized by the walking splinter.

3The “Taser-Face” Sequence (Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2)

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Taserface Chris Sullivan

Easily one of the most hysterical moments in Guardians Vol. 2 was the exchange between Rocket and the mutinous Taser-Face. Just because the poor guy is tied to a chair without his weapons doesn’t mean he can’t let fly a few solid burns while facing certain death.

Needless to say, Taser-Face gets utterly obliterated, especially when his own crew joins in on Rocket’s act.

2“I Live For The Simple Things… Like How Much This Is Gonna Hurt.” (Guardians Of The Galaxy)

Guardians Galaxy 2 Trailer Rocket Raccoon

At least Rocket is honest about his profession, and when that profession is bounty-hunting, a little honesty goes a long way. This is one of the prime instances of Rocket being Rocket.

The audience has only known the character a short time but with this one line, they soon learn all they need to know to start liking him. Comical, curt, and a smidge cruel, that’s Rocket in a nutshell.

1“Ain’t Nothin’ Like Me, Cept’ Me.” (Guardians Of The Galaxy)

Rocket Raccoon and Groot

There is no line, no mantra, no collection of one-liners or witty retorts that sums up a character quite like Rocket’s witty little phrase while being marched into the Kyln.

The MCU is loaded with guys in armored-suits, capes, and tight pants, but there’s only going to be one Rocket Raccoon. What else needs to be said other than “Well spoken, Trash Panda.”

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