Best Katt Williams Quotes 2021

  • Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your perception on whats important in your life.

    Katt Williams
  • Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

    Katt Williams
  • I think pimp, therefore i am.

    Katt Williams
  • Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it’ll be your last headache.

    Katt Williams
  • There’s only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there’s the person that’s doing the winning, or there’s the person that’s facilitating the winning.

    Katt Williams
  • A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

    Katt Williams
  • All comedy comes from a dark place.

    Katt Williams
  • Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it’s ribbed for your pleasure.

    Katt Williams
  • I have yet to meet someone who was successful who was even slightly negative. That comes from a muscle training. You can work on negativity and weed it out of your life. I’ve noticed that all of the people who acted as if they were going to be gone too soon, were gone too soon.

    Katt Williams
  • If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

    Katt Williams
  • Hello?… No I’m sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it’s a nine not a seven… Well try it if it doest work call me back we’ll figure this thing out.

    Katt Williams
  • White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

    Katt Williams
  • I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid the repercussions for something I had done, because lying meant that it never happened. However, by the time I was 5, I came to hate lying and to think of it as the worst thing in the world. That’s my earliest memory. Weird, but true!

    Katt Williams
  • I’m a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there’s a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you’re prepared.

    Katt Williams
  • The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I’m always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

    Katt Williams
  • You can’t even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can’t even go. You don’t even know what to tell Jesus. You Just ‘You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn’t know what I was thinking about.

    Katt Williams
  • My name is “A Pimp named Slickback” Wait… A Pimp?? … Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the “A Pimp Named” part. Yes Tom, everytime.

    Katt Williams
  • I’m able to behave like the guy you see onstage although that’s not my entire existence. I might be a portion of that guy. At home, quiet prevails. It’s incense, candles and birds chirping. Everything’s done to maximize peace and tranquility, because we know when we exit those doors, it’s going to be a whole different energy.

    Katt Williams
  • Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things.

    Katt Williams
  • America is a bunch o’ bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

    Katt Williams
  • My legs tired, ain’t your legs tired!? His legs ain’t Tired! He Just… Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

    Katt Williams
  • I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

    Katt Williams
  • He comes back with the script, and it’s racist like a 1940’s Newspaper.

    Katt Williams

BEST KATT WILLIAMS QUOTES

  • “Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your perception on whats important in your life.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I’m always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it’ll be your last headache.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “I think pimp, therefore i am.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it’s ribbed for your pleasure.”
    — Katt Williams

  • “All comedy comes from a dark place.”
    — Katt Williams

KATT WILLIAMS QUOTES

Micah Sierra “Katt” Williams (born September 2, 1971) is an American stand-up comedian, Quotes[edit] I don’t give a fuck how good you think you can fight.

Micah Sierra or better known by his stagename, Katt Williams was born on September 2, 1971. He is an American stand-up comedian, actor, rapper, singer, voice artist, and comedian. Williams started his stand-up comedy career by performing comedy in his Cincinnati neighborhood, Avondale. He performed in his first comedy special in 2006 by the name Katt Williams: Live: Let a Playa Play.

Williams played the role of Money Mike in Friday After Next, he also appeared on Wild ‘n Out, played the character of Bobby Shaw in My Wife and Kids, gave his voice of A Pimp Named Slickback in The Boondocks, portrayed Lord Have Mercy in Norbit, and provided the voice of Seamus in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore.

Here are the best Katt Williams’quotes for our reader. Hope you enjoy them!

1. If you ain’t got no job and you ain’t smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing with yo life.

2. Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. I’ve done the research. It’s just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.

3. Ain’t nothin worse than a smart dumb nigga.

4. Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

5. Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it’ll be your last headache.

6. I think pimp, therefore I am.

7. My legs tired, ain’t your legs tired!? His legs ain’t Tired! He Just… Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

8. You messed up my self-esteem… Bitch it’s called SELF ESTEEM! It’s the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch… How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU?

9. Gas is so mother’fuckin high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, “Did I eat today?” “I can get no half a tank, I’ve got 3 cigarettes.”

10. Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a meeting with all these niggas in attendance tonight and established that there is no such a nigga. So stop looking for him. Some of yall had a 98% nigga and yall got rid of him for 2% now you siting next to a 71% nigga hoping he upgrade.

11. Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don’t mind me calling you bitches cuz I don’t know you all by name.

12. Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.

13. White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

14. If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

15. America is a bunch o’ bullies. tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

16. Sit back there and say my hair ain’t luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!

17. How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

18. But this Mother fucker here Nigga, This shit right here nigga; This is a love seat Nigga! I can’t even sit on this if I ain’t in love Nigga! What Kind of shit is that!

19. You can be gangsta in good weather, These niggas were Gangsta in 99 Feet of mothafuckin’ water. Nigga how is you swimming and keeping your Pistol out the water at the same time!?!

20. First of all white people, please stop putting those lil blue leashes on your children, PLEASE STOP DOIN THAT! that is only entertainment for niggas. thats all that is! we be excited then a motha fucka ‘just look at him look at hi-’ that’s why white kids grow up and kill everybody in the god damn school cuz you done treat him like a German Shepperd ever since they was three!

Related Post

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *