Happy Valentines Day Best Gift For Boyfriend
Guys are impossible to buy for – especially if the guy is your man who’s not your man, but you still have to buy something for him, because he’s still your man. Ya know? Anyway, don’t stress. I’ve rounded up all the coolest presents for every type of relationship. There’s luxury gifts for the longtime couples, romantic presents for the honeymoon phasers, and affordable trinkets for those of you who haven’t yet put a label on it.
Scroll down to shop all the sickest Valentine’s Day gifts for your boyfriend, your ex, your booty call, and every situationship in between.
Box of chocolate? Pass. Box containing a hammer, goggles, and a $50 gift card to his favorite store, encased in concrete? Yes, please!
All Day Sweatpant
The internet is *obsessed* with these joggers. And once you see him in them, you’ll get why. 😍
Skip the stale box of chocolate. This jerky version is what he really wants.
Slate Black Rose
Even if jewelery isn’t his thing, this black-on-black timepiece is a no-brainer. It’ll keep him punctual and goes with everything.
He pulls out his trusty hot sauce at every restaurant you go to. Now, he can mix his own perfect batch with this DIY kit.
Personalized Anniversary Date Bracelet
This lowkey romantic gift is the perfect thoughtful present for a guy who isn’t into over-the-top mush (but secretly, totally is).
This handy water bottle will hide away all the things he doesn’t want his mom to find.
Custom Engraved Utility Pocket Knife
This is sooo much cooler than a Valentine’s Day card. Inscribe a personal message on this pocket knife for a gift he’ll keep forever.
Only real ones know.
Engraved Wood Guitar Pick and Case
Get these compostable wooden picks engraved with tons of customized designs – like, his initials or your anniversary.
Fluff-lined slippers are the ultimate luxury that you can buy for cheap.
Personalized Movie Marquee Photo Print
Picture frames are overrated (sorry, not sorry). A custom marquee wall hanging represents your relationship in a much cooler way.
Does your man want to be a world traveler? Track his trips with this cork globe that doubles as a sick desk accessory.
Custom Order Tee
Yep, this exists. Gift him this personalized burrito bowl tee alongside the real thing and immediately become the coolest girlfriend ever.
Get him his first grown up cologne. He will never use Axe again.
Arrow Motif Towels (Set of 2)
Designer towels: the ultimate (sexy) Valentine’s Day gift.
There’s just something about sending flowers–it’s never not romantic. Level up the tradition with a live plant he can nurture for years.
Personalized Wobbler Fishing Lure
Couples who fish together, stay together. 💕
You’ll fall asleep in seconds with this 15-pound blanket that feels like a hug from your bed.
Intersection of Love Print
This is cute as sh*t, but not over the top.
Can’t figure out where to go for the big V Day dinner? Problem solved.
A snazzy carrier will take all his can’t-leave-the-house-without items to class, work, and the gym.
Start saving date night ticket stubs now – movies, aquarium, baseball game, concert – and put them in this memory book. Write an inside joke from each night on the back for bonus points.
Men’s Gucci Ghost Sterling Silver Pendant Necklace
It doesn’t matter who you are, everyone wants to see those double Gs on Valentine’s Day. He’ll treasure this fancy bling for years to come.
You love his beard. Help him keep it groomed and soft with this kit.
THE PUFFER CASE / PIXEL
I dare him to crack his phone screen with this puffer case on it.
The full gaming experience is now 100% portable, thanks to this genius controller.
These funky lug-sole kicks are just as comfy as your running shoes, but with a little more style.
Pick any date (anniversary, birthday, first kiss, etc.) and this Etsy shop will simulate the position of the night sky and memorialize it on a wooden plaque.
Do I even need to explain this one? IT’S A FREAKIN’ MINI SLUSHIE MACHINE!!!
The quickest way to literally anyone’s heart is through a big bowl of guacamole.
This thoughtful candle is sooo much better than a card.
Morse Code Keychain
A secret message just for the two of you. Get as mushy as you want and no one will know except him.
This affordable wallet will hold all his IDs, gift cards, and cash.
Ok, this isn’t that romantic, but he’ll use it a LOT.
Custom Vinyl Record Label
These cool records come printed with *your song* right on the vinyl itself. It’s a sweet gift that isn’t cheesy.
Looking for a steamy V Day gift? Just wait until you see his biceps after a few weeks of working out with this baby. 😏
Give him the Lush-level scent explosion you usually only get to experience in your bathtub.
The perfect combination of his two obsessions: Super Mario Bros and The Queen’s Gambit.
This SpongeBob pin is perfect for the couple who spends their entire day tagging each other in memes.
Date night just got way better. Bring the big screen to your cuddle sesh with this smartphone projector.
If you only started dating a few weeks ago, a cheap gift is 100% acceptable. Fill this little notebook with all the reasons why you adore him for a $10 present that’s priceless.
He uses his smelly gym bag for everything. Gift him a nice duffel he can use for spring break, weekend trips, and more.
For the couple whose ideal date night is a Harry Potter marathon.
When in doubt: food. Always food.
Don’t think rainboots are romantic? Tell him he no longer has to wear his beloved Jordans in the rain and see how much he loves you.
Date Night Bucket List
Infinite date night ideas in one tiny package. Each stick is labeled with a different romantic activity, plus it comes with a pencil so you can mark the date to remember forever.
His personal style and his decor style are NOT on the same level. A cute little tray will add some style to his sad, bare nightstand.
I can think of nothing more romantic than a steaming plate of fresh donuts. Go ahead and try! You can’t!
If you’re not going to buy this for your boyfriend, you can buy it for me.
With this super malleable pillow, he can nap any time, any place.
On a list of his favorite things, gaming is second only to you. An old-school Atari will bring out his nostalgia and doubles as a fun-as-hell date night.
Your man’s exact brand:
If you’re not gonna buy this for him, I highly suggest buying it for yourself.
Anything gift with Baby Yoda’s face on it is most likely going to be a success.