Best Dirty Quotes For Him 2021

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1. “Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!”

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2. “I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.”

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3. “Kiss me hard & fuck me harder!”

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4. “WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.”

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5. “Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.”

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6. “Your face would look better between my legs.”

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7. “I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking.”

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8. “Get your ass in my bed”

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9. “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

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10. “Tease me until I’m begging for it”

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11. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”

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12. “Be naked when I come home.”

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13. “Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”

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14. “I wanna do bad things to you”

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15. “I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”

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16. “I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

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17. “I’m a lip bitter”

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18. “I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”

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19. “We should have lots of sex”

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20. “I love the way you fuck me”

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21. “I licked it, so it’s mine!”

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22. “If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”

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23. “Shut up and kiss me.”

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24. “Be gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”

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25. “Go ahead. Touch it”

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26. “I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.”

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27. “Eyes on me, baby. Always on me!”

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28. “I want you inside me”

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29. “Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

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30. “Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”

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31. “It’s not that I’m horny all the time.

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32. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan

33. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen

34. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde

35. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West

36. “The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” – Woody Allen

37. “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” – Hunter S. Thompson

38. “”Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” – Charles Bukowski

39. “Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.” – Woody Allen

40. “Sex is an emotion in motion.” – Mae West

41. “Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” – Roberto Bolaño

42. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

43. “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.” – Woody Allen

44. “Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.” – Margaret Mead

45. “I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.” – Katharine Hepburn

46. “I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.” – Lil’ Kim

47. “I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.” – Joe Rogan

48. “Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.” – Kingsley Amis

49. “I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.” – Betty White

50. “To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.” – Cary Grant

51. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean

52. “Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol

53. “Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.” – Sophia Loren

54. “I need more sex, ok? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.” – Angelina Jolie

55. “Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization.” – Henri Bergson

56. “Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.” – Linus Torvalds

57. “Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.” – Jackie Kennedy

58. “The only burning passion I’m sure I have, is the passion for sex.” – Robert Crumb

59. “I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.” – Jenny Slate

60. “I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.” – Phyllis Diller

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Tell me In your mind

 

Tell me. In your mind, what are we doing in that bed? Are we fucking nice and slow or are you making me sweat for it ?


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Your face would look better between my legs.


I love the way you fuck me

I love the way you fuck me.


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Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser


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Shut up and kiss me.


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Be gentle with me, be sweet and kind, Oh hell!! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass, and pull my hair!!!


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Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.


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 I want to taste me on your fingers.


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I want to fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before, to leave you unable to think, only feel& be lost in the moment, to lose yourself & reach. Like never before.


I licked it so its mine

I licked it so it’s mine.


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You can stay, but your clothes must go.


When shes had a rough day give her a rough night

When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.


Save water Shower together

Save water. Shower together.


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Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.


If you bite my lips or kiss my neck

If you bite my lips or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.


I promise to always be by your side Or under you

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top ..


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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

1. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” — Oscar Wilde

 

2. “Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.” — Richard P. Feynman

3. “We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” — Marilyn Monroe

 

4. “Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.” — Sarah Nader

5. “Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.” — Jess C. Scott

 

6. “And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.” — Kurt Vonnegut

7. “Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life.” — Ayn Rand

 

8. “Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” — John Barrymore

9. “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” — Hunter S. Thompson

 

10. “I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.” — Horace Cope

11. “Sex is an emotion in motion.” — Mae West

 

12. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

13. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.” — John Updike

 

14. “Sex pretty much cures everything.” — Chuck Palahniuk

15. “Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?” — Sue Johanson

 

16. “If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.”

17. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” — Jimmy Dean

 

18. “I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now.”

19. “I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

 

20. “You. Me. Bed. Now.”

21. “Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.” ― Deepak Chopra

 

22. “I had a feeling that Pandora’s box contained the mysteries of woman’s sensuality, so different from a man’s and for which man’s language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.” ― Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus

 

23. “Some day every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.” ― Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life

 

24. “‘Sex’ is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.” — Marquis de Sade

 

25. “Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.” — W. C. Fields

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26. “The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.” — Leonardo da Vinci

27. “I want to do bad things to you.”

 

28. “I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”

29. “You can stay, but your clothes must go.”

 

30. “Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like …”

31. “The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”

 

32. “Sick and perverted always appeals to me.” — Madonna

33. “Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex.”

 

34. “Go ahead. Touch it.”

35. “It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.”

 

36. “When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.”

37. “I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” — George Burns

 

38. “I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.” — Henry Miller

39. “I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.”

 

40. “When it’s so good you’re shaking.”

41. “I have sex with you a lot in my head.”

 

42. “I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”

43. “Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.”

 

44. “The best things in life make you sweaty.”

45. “I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

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